“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.” —Mark Twain (via larmoyante)
a: I’m working on my friend’s dirt bike
b: oh cool! I’ve always wanted to try riding one
a: haha I have 2
learn to give your absence to those who don’t appreciate your presence.
“Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.” —Roseanne Barr (via pesticidal)